major embaresment today!!

linnix13

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so there were all these fireworks going off at the memorial park at around 10pm tonight and i rode my MB up there to watch, well the road was lined with every person from a 5km radius and they were all watching the fireworks with lawn chairs etc.. so i rode past them and they all cheered as i pulled up next to a mail box to watch the show, i sat for a half hour until the fireworks were done then i went to make a grand exit by riding past the hole crowd, well what i didnt notice was my fuel line had come off the carbrator and was leeking fuel for the last half hour, soaking the pedals,chain, and the entire frame. so i start to pedal past the crowd and i noticed the bike wasnt starting it was just cranking, so i pedald harder and faster standing up with all my might trying to get the darn thing started, i got to about 20kph in the middle of the crowd when my foot slipped off the gas soaked pedal and i sacked myself on the frame and went down, right there in front of the whole town!!!! i got up and squeekily said i was fine and i noticed the fuel hose, i plugged it back in and rode off down the road. got it running and did a 50kph run past the whole crowd(still in severe ball pain:cry:) and they cheered and yelled"go motor bike kid gooooo!!!" so i lost my pride and about a liter of gas(maybe my ability to reproduce) but all in all it was ok. the moral is dont try to show off to a crowd because it will kick you in the nuts,, literally,
 
Get a new hose. (and balls too, I guess :giggle: ) And zip ties.

You guys do fireworks on the 4th too?
 
THINGS are on fire !!!

"it backfired and lit up everything"

yes
little THINGS blowing up down in the leg area
could have looked like big fire works

I hate that when people say
look at those THINGS burning
and notice that they are pointing between my legs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sure makes it hard to ride that THING !!
 
Get a new hose. (and balls too, I guess :giggle: ) And zip ties.

You guys do fireworks on the 4th too?

yep, not usualy though i guess it was just some random peaple, we had are crummy fireworks on the third then some random people had mad fireworks on the 4th
 
Funny story.

This reminds me of when I was 16 and had an 89 camaro. My friend was next to me on his bike and I revved my engine.... REALLY high... past red line and the valves floated and black smoke started billowing out the exhaust and the engine died. I freaked out and thought I killed the engine. Luckily after it rested it was good as new.

When you are showing off and FAIL it is much more embarassing.
 
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