Cops: Man hits motorized bike rider with shovel

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Full story here.

I love the defense attorney's excuse. Hilarious! "Mr. Milder (the perp) was trying to warn the rider that he better slow down and quit horsing around before he ended up hitting someone, and then Mr. Milder ends up being the one that gets hit by the biker." And Mr. Milder just happened to have a shovel in his hand while trying to "warn" the driver. Frickin' lawyers.


Remember, shovels don't hit people - people hit people.

Look out for pending shovel control legislation in Illinois. :giggle:
 
I probably would have been so ****ed at the disrespect I would have taken the shovel from him and hit him back with it.
 
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I probably would have been so ****ed at the disrespect I would have taken the shovel from him and hit him back with it.

I've got a funny feeling that the MB rider was ambushed by the shovel wielding "do-gooder", and was in no shape to fight back after he got walloped.

There must be some interesting story behind this! The attacker might have had words with the MB'er previously? I can't imagine why a guy with no prior arrest record would just jump out and smack someone with a shovel for no reason. Could the defense lawyer be telling the truth, and Mr. Shovel was the victim when he got "hit" by the crazy MB rider? :geek:
 
yeah you are probably right. I smile and wave and usually get smiles and waves back. The most common reaction is like when a little boy sees his first bike, a big smile out of sheer amusement... not a shovel wielding maniac.
 
Make a bet after the crazed motor bike rider got slapped a couple of times with the shovel he was not thinking of getting even. Probably more about what the heck and just how bad is it?

I think after you heal you start thinking how do I do it and get away with it.

Steve.
 
Make a bet after the crazed motor bike rider got slapped a couple of times with the shovel he was not thinking of getting even. Probably more about what the heck and just how bad is it?

I think after you heal you start thinking how do I do it and get away with it.

Steve.

no way... I would have taken the shovel. I just get mad, I don't get scared. But that is if it was unprovoked.... If I felt like it was deserved I probably would have just ridden home. I'm pretty big on Karma.
 
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