I'm totally and utterly disgusted at this kind of behaviour

[give me vtec]

didn't he rip that gig off Howard Stern????

 

[AussieJester]

Not necessarily would depend on the gasses his colon were creating, i know i can induce loooong burps i could recite the alphabet with one burp time after time, he might have the ability to do something similar with his *** hahaa I know a local footballing legend is reported to be able to fart on cue also.

KiM

 

[Fabian]

Hi AussieJester

I love your technicial assessment of his condition.

Can you please expand on your theory, giving us an insight as to the mechanical workings of his bottom end bearing, or if he may put excessive pressure on it during training and blow the guts out of the system - a very real possibility when turning your lower colon at 7,000 rpm with dubious saftey systems in place for fragmentation containment.

 

[Irish John]

Thanks for the laugh. I showed my wife. However, I think there is fakery here somewhere. Real farts would blow those candles into flares.

Precisely Prof, I spotted that too.

 

[AussieJester]

Hi AussieJester

I love your technicial assessment of his condition.

Can you please expand on your theory, giving us an insight as to the mechanical workings of his bottom end bearing, or if he may put excessive pressure on it during training and blow the guts out of the system - a very real possibility when turning your lower colon at 7,000 rpm with dubious saftey systems in place for fragmentation containment.

LoL..i googled methane farts and apparently not all farts contain methane, if he had the ability to some how gulp in air (same as i do for burps) and force it through some how there wouldn't be a lot of methane involved.

Perhaps he can breath through his *** NOW THATS a unusual skill!
But not completely unique! most politicians have this skill albeit at an even more advanced stage so far in fact that not only are *** farts on demand a possiblity but complete and understandable sentences! funnily enough this usually occurs around election time, the content varies but most anal verbal (diarrhoea) pertains to reduced interest rates if elected :-|

KiM

 

[fasteddy]

AJ, I think I married two of your former wifes sisters. I always thought crackers came in a box. I was very wrong.

They come with one.

Steve

 

[AussieJester]

LoL...all winiez are freakin nutz IMHO they have a different mindset...I don't particularly 'like' wiminez...i enjoy them

KiM

 

[fasteddy]

KiM, have never seen it put better. The diffence between like and love.

Steve.

 

[professor]

KIM- THAT was as funny as the video.

 

[Mountainman]

they are in the process of harnessing that at this time
hooking it up to a motor bike
should be street legal in all states !!

MM