Ain't it the truth?
The "any wreck you can walk away from" line, I mean.
Back in 2000 my youngest son was staying with my older brother Mike and his wife - ha had been fighting constantly with his little sister and his Mom, so we agreed to let him stay at my brother''s place a few months to calm things down.
Anyway, my brother lived at the top of a tall and very steep hill, and my son got a job pumping gas at the convenience store/gas station at the bottom of it. There is about 600 feet elevation difference between the two places, and less than a mile of road. He rode a bike down every morning in the wee hours too open the gas station. Right at the bottom of the slope there is an 80 degree left hand corner, well banked, then about 250 yards to the bridge over a medium sized creek. On the west side of that short straight stretch it is heavily wooded - has been for 60 years or so since it was logged off. It was his habit to come down that hill as fast as he could get rolling (teenager, you know?), fly around that banked corner aT 60+ mph, straighten it up and start braking to get stopped at the store a hundred yards after crossing the creek.
One morning, about 4 am, he came around that corner flying low, and as he straightened up a spike buck (mule deer) sprang out of the brush in front of him. As he puts it, "A wall of tan fur magically appeared in front of me!" He had just enough time to stand up on the pedals when he broadsided the deer. He flew over its back as it tossed its head up in alarm, sticking the point of one antler into his right leg just above the knee and tipping an 8 inch gash down his leg. He tucked and rolled down the road, slid to a halt on his knapsack, boot heels, and bicycle helmet rim, stunned.
He told he wasn't sure how long he laid in the road, but he heard a car coming down the hill and saw the headlights, so he rolled off the road. Apparently the driver never noticed him, as he passed on by. Finally, he got to his feet, walked back to the remains of his bent and broken bike, and picked it up to limp to the store, squishing the boot full of blood at every step. When he got in the store the owner wanted to call the ambulance, but he refused to let her - instead he called my brother.
Mike came down in his pickup, collected him and the wrecked bike, and took him up to the house. My sister in law is a nurse practicioner with 25+ years in ER specialization. She examined him, found no evidence of concussion, minor roadrash on his forearms, and the big gash in his leg. My son absolutely refused to go to the hospital, so she cleaned and stitched up his leg, cleaned and covered the road rash, and Mike took him (at his insistence), back to work. At noon my sister-in-law picked him up, and they stopped at the accident site. Just off the road he found the buck, dead, back broken just behind the shoulders and right side of its rib cage caved in.
He made them promise not too tell my wife or I - it was several months before I found out about it. When his Mom calmed down she wrote the story up, and e-mailed it to friends and family. For a while it made the rounds og the 'net as an e-mail forward, mostly under the title, "The Deer Slayer".
Oh yeah - forgot to mention - at the time he was 6' 2.5" tall and weighed about 250 lbs. That poor deer never had a chance.
He was incredibly lucky, and a tough kid. He still has the bike helmet as a momento and a reminder - it is awesomely dinged up and the back of it was ground about halfway through against the pavement. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMETS, GUYS!