Whats the worst thing that has happened to you while riding your motorized bike?

I've never been stung by a wasp - bees yes, but wasp no.

A wasp's sting is a completely different league to the simple agonising pain of 4 or 5 bee stings.
To get hit in the kisser gave me more lip than Aerosmith's Steve Tyler...
 
I was happily riding along and """BAM""", i got stung by a wasp on my lip - couldn't talk for 2 days - would have been music to 2strokers ears!

ROTHFLMAO-Who me no. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to ya. Now if your comp. stopped working I might enjoy that. lol J/K
 
I know that you love me 2stroker, even though you may hiss, growl and spit venom sometimes, but you are not alone - field trials have proven that i have this same effect on women, (when they have moments of madness) if they don't get their way.
 
I know that you love me 2stroker, even though you may hiss, growl and spit venom sometimes, but you are not alone - field trials have proven that i have this same effect on women, (when they have moments of madness) if they don't get their way.

Im glad im a dude then! HEhe
 
As a new site member I will tell my worst story: In 1953 I was riding my Solex with a passenger on the carrier and approached a four way residential intersection in a Kansas City suburb. The intersection was at the bottom of a hill and the road then went up a hill. With a 1/2 hp engine I went wide open down the hill in order to get up the other side. A car coming the other way turned directly in front of me in the intersection and I flew off the bike, my head broke one side of the windshield and my knees broke the other side (cars back then had so called "split windshields"-two flat pieces joined with a post in the middle). Long story short-I had a sore neck and back for several days but fully recovered. The driver, a middle age spinster, had her insurance give me a brand new bike-it was on my doorstep two days later. I think they were terrified that my family would sue. I was 12 and have been riding all sorts of motorbikes and scooters ever since and never had the slightest incident.
 
The worst thing that has ever happened to me riding my M/B is, I had to STOP get gas, eat and sleep :ROFLMAO:
 
worst thing that happend to me was a car had rear ended me, (guessing he was texting, and didnt see me)

got lucky cause it was a stop sign so he only hit me at around 10 mph. nothing too bad, bent up my fender but thats about all.

he got out, said the typical "im sorry blah blah blah" and handed me a 50$ and went on his way.

really nothing too bad. wish it was cooler though.
 
Since you are all comming back, I'll comment too, I was going kinda downhill, at 60-ish KMH (thats about 38kmh) and a hornet or I don't know what, hit me clean in my neck, the side of the throat area, i had no helmet or anything, it felt like a rock or someone shooting me with a slingshot, I panic stopped because it started being hard to breathe, i put my finger there to check what hit me, then the little f'er got mad and stung me in the throat.. Yep, then i really lost it.. i rushed back home took 2 whole allergy pills (i have to take a half daily) and laid on the bed hardly being able to breathe for a good hour.

So, what did I learn from this? wasps are evil and if I go even faster when they hit me they will probably die and not sting. :ROFLMAO:
 
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