Got chewed on for having a motorized bike.....

Wheres the license plate? Not required sir, saved $25.00

What about insurance ? Not required sir, saved $100.00

What about hitting Grandma? Well sir if she's lived to be old enough to be a Grandma I assume she learned not to step out in moving traffic a long time ago.

But since you seem to be curious let me tell you about sub $1000 price and 100+ miles per gallon. Have a great day.
 
Sorry man I just gotta chuckle, there are incidents worth getting hot over but that just ain't one of them.
 
I think the ideal reply would be with a stern look, a deep I-take-no-****-from-anyone voice, and a smart answer such as
"heyl, I ride faster on my regular 10 speed"
"this thing isn't any faster than my regular 10 speed and I never ride on the sidewalk like I do with my 10 speed" (nor do I ride wheelies with it)
"I'm 100% legal and so if you don't like the law then go talk to your congressman"
"If I hurt anyone I will pay out of my own pocket. I don't ride this because I'm poor"
"I'm very careful on this, a lot more careful than you are with your big mouth"
 
I got hit up by some punk trying to talk smack too. Not that I needed to but I showed him my license plate, registration, and m1 license. then I told him to eat my a$$ and get fu ck ed. havent had a problem since......hahahah
 
I would be afraid they would touch my bike... but the best way to deal with it is to just walk away, they will be so ****ed when your passive agressive lol
 
I'd just say yes I have insurance, Have a nice day, and keep walking about my business, and if he comments again I ignore them like I didn't hear them.
 
I have NEVER had anybody do that over one of my bikes... the closest I can think of is one fellow was concerned that I might 'damage a rare antique'... my bikes look a bit '50s to '60s retro... THAT maggot simply was looking for trouble. What I find interesting is this- those who actively go LOOKING for trouble are SOOO ASTONISHED when they FIND IT!
You cannot cure stupid... but you CAN muffle the sound with duct tape...
 
Today I got kicked out of a pool for idling the bike up to the entrance of the hotel to get a drink of water. They told me its dangerous, there are kids out there and whatnot. My knee **** reaction was 'who's this ****er think he is, I've ridden a bike longer than he's spoken English' but instead I put him on the defensive by asking him if anyone had complained... He wound up asking me all about it and asked me just to walk it out.

Ppl just don't understand, but instead of getting mad just be a smart ass back haha.
 
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