Fabian
Well-Known Member
Oh yes, the electric start will be joyous fun. I'll spend hours in the garage hitting the starter button; completely abandoning my girlfriend for the duration of the evening.
Standing on the street corner with the backside cut out of a set of leather pants could be somewhat drafty and pose a few issues for family and friends, should they discover how i make my second income stream for special projects, but when you want electric start, with no honest method of paying for it, you have to lower your morality into the gutter.
At the end of the day (and after you've spent 3 weeks burning through every shred of moral righteousness to acquire "must have", mechanised bicycle accessories) the Catholic Church is always there to welcome sinners into their flock, and if that fails, you can bank on the welcoming arms of Scientology as a backup plan to restore your moral credentials; just in time for the next "must have" item - an electronic ignition system with weatherproof digital display and selectable, externally adjustable advance curves, for dual spark plug cylinder heads.
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Standing on the street corner with the backside cut out of a set of leather pants could be somewhat drafty and pose a few issues for family and friends, should they discover how i make my second income stream for special projects, but when you want electric start, with no honest method of paying for it, you have to lower your morality into the gutter.
At the end of the day (and after you've spent 3 weeks burning through every shred of moral righteousness to acquire "must have", mechanised bicycle accessories) the Catholic Church is always there to welcome sinners into their flock, and if that fails, you can bank on the welcoming arms of Scientology as a backup plan to restore your moral credentials; just in time for the next "must have" item - an electronic ignition system with weatherproof digital display and selectable, externally adjustable advance curves, for dual spark plug cylinder heads.
Get your credit card ready
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