My Bike Is Fast!
I've got the fastest bike on the island! No one is faster than me!
But then again, I haven't seen any other motorized bikes on the island.
Since I'm the only bike on the island, then I must be the fastest bike on the island.
All kidding aside, my bike is too fast for me. I like to cruise @ 30mph. And yes, I have the big brakes, big tires, motorcycle helmet, dirt bike gloves, chest protector, elbow/forearm guards, knee/shin guards and Red Wing work boots. My coworkers call me "The Transformer".