5 Rules To Remember In Life:

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by srdavo, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the *******'s name.

    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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  2. wheelbender6

    wheelbender6 Well-Known Member

    Good list. One of my maxims is "Never pet a burning dog". (Think metaphoric. Of course, I would help a pooch in distress.)