Bike Security A warning poster for the garage...

Discussion in 'Stolen Bicycles & Security' started by loquin, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. loquin

    loquin Active Member

    "If you can read this..."

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  2. azbill

    azbill Active Member

    nice one Lou !!! :)
  3. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD Active Member

    I like it. I just might have to print out and laminate a couple of those...
  4. darwin

    darwin Well-Known Member

    If you can read this YOUR DEAD!
  5. nvrgoingslow

    nvrgoingslow New Member

    i like the one that says "tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
  6. graucho

    graucho Active Member

    Hold on let me put my glasses on....... "O carp"
  7. ibdennyak

    ibdennyak Guest

    LOL, now that I can identify with. :grin5:
  8. MrShorty

    MrShorty Member

    I have one on my garage that says,
    "H**L with the dog, WORRY ABOUT THE OWNER!"
  9. WhizBangAndy

    WhizBangAndy Member

    Good One..

    I still like "Security System provided by Smith and Wesson" OR

    "Trespassers found here tonight will still be here in the Morning"

    Direct and to the point but in some locales may be considered a written threat..LOL
  10. biketec

    biketec Member

    There's one down the road that says
    " If you want to meet god pray If you want to meet him sooner trespass"
  11. crowvise

    crowvise Member

    my fave:
    'This property protected by shotgun 3 days a week. You guess which three.',
    sign sold in a knife catalog I have. Costs 3 or 4 bucks.
  12. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    I have one that says " Unattended children and pets will be cooked and eaten."
  13. muddawg

    muddawg Member

    Tresspassers will be violated :devilish:
  14. I live WAY out in the country and my neighbor has a sign on his gate.

    "No trespassing, I have 80 acres and a backhoe!"
  15. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Funny, this subject comes up now! Here's what 4 1/2hrs w/ a dremel in my hand made me. It measures 3"X3"

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  16. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    Mach ..that looks good ..stain it and send it to Smith and Wesson..tell them you would be happy to test and review for Internet write-ups a select few of their newer models
  17. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Thanks for the flowers on that TT! I'd love to go that route and write them but don't know if I should Attract attention? I've got some changes to make to my machine, and I should be able to copy that design in great detail at 1 1/2" X 1 1/2". That would be the perrrfect size for a grip! Imagine being security or a Cop w/ that hanging off your belt on the display side!

    There's not a CNC machine out there that I know of that will do that quicker w/o at least 3 tool changes. That design is 1/4" deep and has a flat bottom to it! I estimate, if it works properly? That design in 1/2 scale at 1 1/2" would take about 2hrs.

    I'd be interested in what the rest of the James gang thinks here? Wait a minute, they used Colts?

    Thanks TT!