Another BP drill site gone catastrophically wrong

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fabian, May 17, 2010.

  1. Fabian

    Fabian Well-Known Member

    In the quest for ever increasing profits at the expense of safety procedures, BP must have been drilling a subsurface well and broken through into a high pressure cocoa deposit.

    Now it's a crisis; heavy weight cocoa crude is rising to the surface in my cup of milk, contaminating the shoreline.

    I hold BP solely responsible for this calamity.
    if you look closely on the satellite photo, you can also see gas bubbles venting to the surface.

    There's a lawsuit in this!

    Jemma, what's your expert opinion as to the flow rate of this spill?

    Fabian
     

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