Best comeback line of the year.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zev0, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. Zev0

    Zev0 Member

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish
    you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
    He was being cross-examined by a defense
    attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was
    trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the
    scene?"
    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person
    matching the description of the offender,
    running several blocks away."

    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of
    this so-called offender.
    Do you trust your fellow officers?"
    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then,
    officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
    A: "Yes sir, we do!"

    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
    A: "Yes sir, I do."

    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
    A: "Yes sir."

    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your
    fellow officers with your life, you find it
    necessary to lock your locker in a room
    you share with these same officers?"
    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with
    the court complex, and sometimes lawyers
    have been known to walk through that room."

    The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and
    a prompt recess was called. The officer on the
    stand has been nominated for this year's
    "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win.
     

  2. Pablo

    Pablo Motored Bikes Sponsor

    That's good!
     
  3. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    I think that he will win with that one

    pooolice man was very relaxed on the stand

    to have come off with that !

    Ride That Thing - Mountainman
     
  4. terrence

    terrence Member

    LOL, good one.
     
  5. psmcd

    psmcd Member

    Classic

    I love it. I'd take lessons from that guy except I have a policy of not talking to police.
     
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