ChickenS**t motorbikers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MotorbikeMike, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. Gang, I took Wifey to a Deli in Sac where we often go for BBQ Chicken, I did not see any bikes out front. Everything seemed ok, I've been there many times, had a few beers, and some Chicken, and it was ok, (well,actually VERY GOOD chicken).

    Today, something seemed different! There was no-one in the joint, it was quiet, a deathly still about the place! The tall guy behind the counter kept looking surtively over his shoulder and around the room as I ordered a pitcher of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Then I told him "we'll figger out what we wanna eat when we git the beer!" I went to wash my hands, as we are just back out of the Fab Shop to work on the new Model 10 Racer. As I came back, I immediately spotted the problem! Now I know why that tall guy was looking so nervious! At a table, over by the window, (where me and my guys usually hang out) there were a couple of ChickenS**t Motorbikers!!!

    It was plain that these guys were out for trouble! I could have taken Wifey to saftey, and just baled, but, Hell I'd already paid for that Pitcher! I knew it was a big risk, but I have my knife in my front pocket, and a 15mm combination wrench in my back pocket, I can take these guys! I didn't get anything but a frozen cinnamon roll for breakfast and by Gosh I was gonna eat me some chicken!

    I walked up to the tall guy and said, PLAIN and out loud, I'll have 2 Half-chickens! I thought I heard a noise behind me, and looked out of the corner of my eye, but, I'm a big guy, and I could see they were trying to get thier nerve up to try to deal with me. This could get ugly! They continued to drink thier beers and mumble (kinda squak actually) back and forth. These were a couple of rough looking guys and I kinda hate to put thier mugs out here on the net so that others have to see thier ugly faces as I did.

    I had finished making my order, and I spun round and made a quick move toward thier table, the tougher one flinched, and I though, well, this might just go MY way! I gave them a break, and went back to my table to drink my beer with wifey.

    What? You say you wanna see the menace that was in Reed's BBQ today??? It is your choice, here are the ChickenS**t motorbikers that I had a run-in with today:


    I hope no little kids are gonna see these desperate criminal MotorBikers here


  2. iRide Customs

    iRide Customs Member

    It's a good thing you didn't tangle with those guys...they look pretty tough.
  3. bamabikeguy

    bamabikeguy Active Member

    Yeah, the Deviled Eggs, a pretty mean bunch. :evil: :evil: :evil:
  4. azbill

    azbill Active Member

    very cool !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. locoWelder

    locoWelder Guest

    :shock: rotflmao! :razz: :lol: :razz:
  6. You really had me going there man! I almost fell out of my chair when I saw these tough chickens with the doo-rags!
  7. Jim H

    Jim H Guest

    That's priceless man... you are definitely talented.
  8. It's been a long time....

    We have returned to the scene, where the crime almost was, and have never again been threatened by the presence of the ChickenShirt MotorBikers.........BUT Many people have come here to this site who may not have been warned about this Low-Life Gang, and I wanted to make sure no-one fell into thier clutches, or thier coops, or slipped on the goo on the ground, or.......... Well you get it?

  9. RdKryton

    RdKryton Active Member

    And he knows a little about motorbikes too. lol
  10. fetor56

    fetor56 Guest

    WOW MotorbikeMike...your braver than me..........MBc's own Superhero. :)
    I never would have risked going back there and getting fluffy little feathers stuck in my clothes. ;)

    PS,LOL...Great story Mike,thanks.
  11. Hollywood

    Hollywood Guest

    Your lucky you got out of there alive !!!

    RATRODER Guest

    I'm not scared, they look chicken to me, well maybe a little!louis
  13. Jim H

    Jim H Guest

    It's still as funny now as it was then! LMAO!
  14. mickey

    mickey Guest

    I wouldn't mess with those peckers
  15. Dockspa1

    Dockspa1 Guest

    Definatly a rough looking pair of fighting cockks. Now I'm going to have nightmares, Mike. All I can see in my nightmares are these giant rubber chicken feet kicking in my ribs until I laugh so hard, snot comes flying out of my nose!!!
    Argh! the shame of it all!
  16. Scottm

    Scottm Guest



    It took me 5 minutes to type this, I was laughing so hard.
  17. Stink Bike

    Stink Bike Member

    I recon we can take em'.
    300 old fat guys riding pushbikes with motors would scare the the chicken s hit out of them.

    I'd come all the way from Australia for that fight.
  18. Scottm

    Scottm Guest

    Getting ugly

    Well stink, I won't be there. I wouldn't want to be in a room with 300 fat old guys choking chickens. I think I'll just ride on by.
  19. Stink Bike

    Stink Bike Member

    I wouldn't want to be in a room with 300 old fat guys for any reason.

    But this is war.

    We can't let the chickens win.

    If they win they will be selling our body parts deep fried at some roadside joint with corn cobs & Mountain Dew and that gravy & mash spuds.

    The killing must stop NOW.......

    Are you going to eat that?