Cool other modes of transportation

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Large Filipino, Sep 18, 2007.


  1. gone_fishin

    gone_fishin Guest

    hi...canine-propulsion newbie here...what's the best dog and who do i get it from?

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    sorry, couldn't resist...thanks for a cool link :cool:
     
  2. Looks good but it needs accessories like a water bottle holder and doggie DOODEE scoop holder.:lol:
     
  3. Dog-gone scooter

    Hey Augi, you forgot to ask

    "Where can I get one the cheapest"

    'Will it fit MY scooter (which was made in Junior High metal shop, and no-one has ever seen it)?"

    and then when you get it
    "who has instructions"

    and when you get them
    "the language is all messed up like it was from chinese".

    "why didn't you tell me I had to feed it something special?"

    Then,

    "is anyone else having this problem"

    "the controls are cheap"

    "I can't make it stop"

    "It makes too much noise"

    "how can I get more power out of it?"

    "how can I get more speed out of it?"

    "whaddya mean I got to feed it EVERY time I go out?"

    "it gets loose, any help?"

    "I think I fed it the wrong stuff cause now it stinks"

    "now it just lays there and I can't get it started"

    "I heard a funny noise and now my hand hurts, I think it bit me"

    "where can I get parts cheap, because it wont work anymore".

    "why won't this thing run I'm getting P@$$@&"

    "I wanna send this thing back for a free replacement, I don't like this one. Do you have one that is shiny black?"

    "anyone wanna buy it cheap?"

    HMMMM did I miss anything


    Mike
     
  4. gone_fishin

    gone_fishin Guest

    you made me guffaw out loud, man...thanks for the relief :)
     
  5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

    I'm dying here!
     
  6. I hope everyone reads this thread. One post in particular, hahah.
     
  7. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    wheels are turning, here....I'm thinking.....uh....weinerdawg!!!!:lol:
     
  8. I wonder if I could fit two greyhound dogs in one to make it really fast.




    I guess for me a donkey might be about the right speed.:lol:
     
  9. Wienerdawg

    Hi Bill, well I'm gonna tell you now from experiance.

    IF you do not have something that little saurkraut-eatin gluttonous sausage-hound wants, it is unlikely to give you the populsion of one of those half-crazed pure-bred minature poodles.

    Those little ohhh-la-la "frog-dogs" will run the legs off of a Viernersnchnitzel Hund.

    And if your plan was miles per pound of Purina Dog Chow, better forget the Kaisers little belly-dragger.

    that lil pig will be eatin, not runnin!

    Mike
     
  10. Dockspa1

    Dockspa1 Guest

    What a great idea. Put 4 little wiener dogs on to your low rider, because they are short enough to fit under it.
    Doc
     
  11. The nice thing about having it dog powered is you dont really have to worry about theft.

    Unless the thief has better scooby snacks than you.:lol:
     
  12. Jim H

    Jim H Guest

    How bout this... i titanedthecollertooholesandnowitflysicanpoolweelysandeverythinganditgoseatlest50
     
  13. gone_fishin

    gone_fishin Guest

  14. It would work if that was pedal assist. Then maybe a stuffed cat on a wire...
     
  15. Dockspa1

    Dockspa1 Guest

    only you Augie,
    Just think in Cleopatra's day, it would have been to men in the cages.
    Doc
     
  16. Alaskavan

    Alaskavan Guest

    Or

    I saw this on eBay. You could buy half a bike. Slap a friction dive on.
    16e0_12.jpg

    I can imagine some very photogenic faceplants.
     
  17. I/2 bike

    Ain't Thet Cute! Ah Cain't be-leieve it!!! Why it's a lil unicycle with Cute lil-bitty trainin wheels! Why, ain't thet Special???

    Mike
     
  18. azbill

    azbill Active Member

    looks like it would be hard to steer
    reach between your legs to brake !!!
    definitely an accident waiting to happen :lol:
     
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