Dear MBc

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kerf, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Kerf's may be in trouble. Although most of my hair is gone, I've made the late in life decision to grow a pony tail. Yesterday, while going out on an installation, I tied a red bandanna around my forehead for a sweat band. Looking in the mirror, the scene screamed, HOG, I NEED A HARLEY. Want to close the business, sell the cars, house, boat and camper and buy a Harley and hit the road until sweet death takes me from this world. Faded jeans, leather and a red dragon tattooed on top of ma head would complete the ensemble.

    Wife and kids trying to commit me, I'm scared to go to sleep, afraid I'll wake up in a padded room. What should I do?

  2. Zev0

    Zev0 Member

    A harley?? Geeze and you think the happy time people have trouble with their machines. Harley = FORD (Fix or Repair Daily, Found On Road Dead)
  3. Happy Valley

    Happy Valley Active Member

    Dear Kerf

    Everything in moderation. One possibility is to take a trip on your MB first, maybe hook up with augi halfway across the country somewhere. This will put you out of reach of meddling family members. If still have the urge to go whole hog cough at that point notify the family you won't be home for the holidays.

    The pony tail and tattoo will serve you well in either case.
  4. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    The closing of all of those threads has definately effect you Kerf.

    One more plea to the Mods. This guy obviously needs a way to relieve stress.
  5. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    it's a common urge felt from time to time by all 2-wheel with motor lovers
    oh yes much said about the too often Harley break downs
    owned a couple
    they both ran fine
    and let's face it -- for many only a Harley will fit the true desires
    yes of all the many Japanese motor cycles also owned
    I do admit odds are they would run non stop much much longer
    but noTHING is truly respected by most as much as the Harley
    when they are running good I like everyTHING about them
    used to when young ride my Harley all weekend long no rest Lady on the rear
    sliding into the City parking lot on Monday morning motor still thumping

    plus kerf with that tattoo you want only a Harley would work
    put that tattoo on a Jap machine rider ?? come on now -- no way

    San Diego is a nice place to visit on 2-wheels with motor
    we won't turn you in to your family -- but will make you write or call them

  6. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    If you want to ride a Harley, but can't afford one - it is often said that all you need to do is buy another brand, drill a small hole in the crankcase and unplug one spark plug wire for the same experience. Oh, and yes - It works for single cylinder engines too! Hahahahaaaa...... (For you "sensitive" Harley guys - I keeed, I keeed!)

    But then again, there are a lot of Harley's for sale around here at pretty decent prices. Their owners are the newly unemployed executives that purchased them as a status symbol.
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2009
  7. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    two just bought recently

    yes two friends have just recently bought used Harleys
    and as stated by arceeguy -- sellers needed the money
    one bought for 7 and the other bought for 9 thousand
    man they are sweet
    loaded to the max big boys custom pipes, low miliage and on and on

    the PERFECT bikes to run away from home on

    ride that THING right out of town !!!
  8. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Back when I only heard voices in my head I was ok. Now it's just that constant blop blop---blop blop---blop blop. I finally agreed to some therapy, wifes friend is bringing her TASER over, wonder how many watts I need.
  9. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    come on now kerf
    you have been around here long enough to know exactly how
    to wire that TASER THING up for 220 volts
    after that 220 goes through the boaster coil
    what are we looking at ??
    2,500 volts maybe
    that should take care of everTHING wrong with you
    and possibly the THINGS right with you also
    be careful where she stricks you with that THING !!!
    makes it hard to ride a motor bike for a while if done wrong
    prayers being sent out
    I may be able to see the smoke from up top large rock in yard
    when you find out can you share the time expected for the zapping ??
  10. moondog

    moondog Member

    Go to a concert. Aerosmith and ZZ Top are on tour. Something like that. Push your way all the way up front, right in front of the band ! :grin5:
  11. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    LOL, Just wave the taser arround, you'll get front row!!!
  12. sparky

    sparky Active Member

    A collapsible baton would be my preferred weapon of choice on any 2-wheeled contraption.

    Just sayin'... :whistling:
  13. kerf

    kerf Guest

    So you want me crazy AND deaf???????????
  14. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    too many of those

    too many of those is what got him into this condition
    grown man wanting to run away from home

    come on now moondoggie

    as we all have fun and ride those THINGS
  15. moondog

    moondog Member

    Nah, they ain't as loud as they used to be. Sometimes I would have to put my hands over my ears because it hurt but now it's not so loud ! :jester:

    Push up front. That's where it gets real fun ! It also gives one a real sense of adventure and accomplishment ! :grin5:
  16. kerf

    kerf Guest

  17. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    you are just giving kerf more bad ideas moondoggieone

    the guy already wants to run away from home moondoggieone
    now you have him thinking about
    pretty girls
    loud music
    juices all flowing well ------------------------------------- again
    almost almost just like the good old days ------------------ again

    you are not helping matters one little bit
    and take notice
    when kerf hits the road looking for all of those sweet THINGS from the past
    we are going to tell his wife exactly where to find you !!!
    he did it he did it -- it was that moondoggieone

  18. moondog

    moondog Member

    ok, ok, kerf, you just need to go outside and mow the grass ! Mow the grass !

    It also gives one a real sense of adventure and accomplishment ! :grin5:
  19. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Ok but only if I can wear my red bandanna.
  20. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    Considering a lawn mower sounds a lot like a Harley, you can wear your red bandana and pretend you are flying down the freeway while you are mowing the lawn.