does this apply to you old fellas?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by robin bird, Sep 5, 2009.

  1. robin bird

    robin bird Member

    THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,

    I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE

    I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW

    MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,

    NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE ****,

    MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROBLE POOPING.

    THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,

    THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY *** :tt1:
    Just joking hope i dont get impounded
     

  2. azbill

    azbill Active Member

    very funny Robin :):):)
     
  3. bluegoatwoods

    bluegoatwoods Well-Known Member

    Yes, I've seen it before.

    though none of those things apply to me literally, I'm afraid it won't be too long.

    Oh well.........
     
  4. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    can't see..can't hear..everything else OK...wheres my glasses..what day is this..how did my kids get so old overnight..
     
  5. Chris Crew

    Chris Crew Member

    What's that you say, sonny?

    I'm still reeling from when my doctor reminded me I wasn't 40 anymore.

    Later on she told me to relax, I can't be old because she isn't old. She just turned 50 and says that 50 is the new 30.

    Wrenching on a motored bike might not help many of the things on the list, but it can help keep the brain wrinkled and the fingers flexible. Good steel cut oats with the morning coffee will help with some of the other business.


    Daddy.
     
  6. ENO

    ENO Member

    Think young, act young,and be young..save the old stuff for when youre asleep...Eno in Oz.. (gotta go to bed)...at least if I cant pee then I know I wont wet the bed.
     
  7. beast775

    beast775 Guest

    funny

    i actually hurt myself trying to park my bike!those are the first signs:ack2:
     
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