GREAT Craigslist ad

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by spunout, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. spunout

    spunout Member

    without an actual craigslist link, i cant verify this is true.
    even if it isnt, its funny.

    Subject: An ad on Craigslist...

    To: The Guy Who Mugged Me in Downtown, Savannah, GA

    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you
    demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and
    my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
    earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to

    I didn't expect you to **** your pants when I drew my pistol after
    you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a
    reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my
    girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for
    Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it
    that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating
    weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to
    wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in
    your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up
    leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have
    you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us
    again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as
    you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
    situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your
    shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's,
    along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet
    itself in a dumpster.

    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be
    on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel
    recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a
    little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that.
    I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about
    to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it.
    Oh well.

    So, about your pants; I know that I was a little rough on you when
    you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it
    up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like
    to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you
    used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or
    powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
    making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll
    reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be
    so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch
    and laundry.

    Peace! - Alex

  2. nadroj

    nadroj Member

    hahaha what city was this post from.
  3. fetor56

    fetor56 Guest

    Poetic justice. :a18:
  4. bikebum1975

    bikebum1975 Member

    Peace through superior fire power. And they want to outlaw guns why? Too funny score one for the good guy.
  5. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    the owner of this rig called the other day
    poor old guy was getting a little senile
    he asked Mountainman which would work better for him
    a friction, belt or chain drive
    Mountainman asked the old guy to have someone send a picture of his bike
    this is what came in ???

    goes to prove that even senile old guys still want to
    if they can find it
    ride that THING
  6. bikebum1975

    bikebum1975 Member

    Dang for 20 bucks be worht it for the steel alone. Actually kind of cool looking
  7. I snagged it. I wonder if I can use a 26" wheel in the back instead of 27". It needs a rear brake attachment, and there is no deraillier hanger for the back. The engineering is nice, though way overbuilt, not as heavy as it probably looks. The seat sliding mechanism is a neat CNC'd job, all in stainless steel.
  8. The back frame that holds the wheel is way to narrow to take anything but a 27" road tire (even that with barely 3mm clearance), I would have to weld on a new sub frame that can hold a 26" wheel. Also, the front shouldn't be the 26" fork, it goes way to high, it's designed for a 24" I think, maybe less.
  9. sangesf

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  10. spunout

    spunout Member