motorized sperm bike (don't ask) let the jokes begin

Discussion in 'General Questions' started by double trouble, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. motorized sperm bike (don't ask) let the jokes begin
    Transports Male Reproductive Cells the Eco-Friendly Way

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    By double1trouble1 at 2011-10-28


    Seattle's 'Sperm Bike' Transports Male Reproductive Cells the Eco-Friendly Way

    The Sperm Bike is a 120-pound, 10-foot bicycle rigged with a sperm-shaped tank filled with liquid nitrogen and—on business days—vials of human sperm ("pre-babies"). Based on a model used in Copenhagen, Seattle's sperm bike transports sperm from the Seattle Sperm Bank to fertility clinics. Even though it's motorized, it's still better for the environment than sperm utility vehicles, spermships, and the Spermarine, the sperm-carrying submarines that were so popular in the 1930s.

    In addition to hauling cargo, the Sperm Bike also works as an advertisement for sperm donation, ABC News reports. "Good, qualified sperm donors have been needed for awhile, but the need is increasingly dramatic," a Sperm Bank rep says. "Fertility rates are plummeting. People are having a harder time conceiving. People are waiting longer have children." Hmmm, well statistics suggest that the world could use a break from all the procreation but whatever, we know how much becoming a parent is important to you.
     
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  2. Al.Fisherman

    Al.Fisherman Active Member

    OK..... About the only way...
     

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  3. wheelbender6

    wheelbender6 Well-Known Member

    For guys with "Low T".
     
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