really really fast

Discussion in '2-Stroke Engines' started by jaguar, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. jaguar

    jaguar Well-Known Member

    A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. While waiting for the light to change, an frail looking old man on a yellow motorized bicycle pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the Ferrari and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, Sonny?"
    The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
    "Wheeewee... that's a lot of money," says the old man as he tucks his thumbs up against his suspenders. "Why does it cost so much?"
    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the banker proudly.
    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
    "No problem," replies the proud new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around at all the bells and whistles lining the dashboard. Sitting back on his bike, the old man whistles and says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my ride!"
    Just then the light changes, so the banker decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he notices a yellow dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly... Whoooooosssshhhhh! Something blows by him, going much faster!
    "What in the hell could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the bike! Amazed that the bike could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh!
    He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again! Dumbfounded, the banker floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the old man bearing down on him again!
    The Ferrari red lines and there's nothing more he can do! Suddenly, the motorized bike plows into the back of his Ferrari, damaging the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your.... side view mirror."
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  2. KCvale

    KCvale Motorized Bicycle Vendor

    Ya, that's a good oldie ;-}
  3. KenM

    KenM Member

    That is a good one! Had my wife and me laughing ! Ken.
  4. jaguar

    jaguar Well-Known Member

    It was the funniest one where I found it. originally it had "moped" in place of motorized bicycle.
    It made me laugh so hard. :)
  5. HeadSmess

    HeadSmess Well-Known Member

    when i first heard this i thought that would be one of the last lines, but no... no suspenders :(