Show us your Big Hairy Boogar contest

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by machiasmort, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Don't let the anti inflametory thread rule get you down.

    This is still a MB forum and we've got a rep to protect.... When it comes time to cut loose and be free of the technical jargon going on here, we want to have fun.

    This is a family site, so please keep the pics as clean as possible. We're not out to scar kids for life, so please no bloody ones!

    We want to see a good clear picture of that one you drag out, that feels like it's connected to the back of your eyeball. Contenders should be judged by color, freshness, appearence, overall weight and :ack2: factor.

  2. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

  3. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Wow, thats a keeper! I'm wearing gloves with fat fingers so I don't pick on instinct. Figure I'll wait a few days.
  4. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    saw it on cops -- it ain't no Booger !!!

    that ain't no Booger
    saw that THING on Cops
    it's called crack !!!

    no cheating !!!

  5. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    No that bogger stuff aint right
  6. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    says someTHING don't it ??
    we can have the booger thread

    but don't anyone think for a minute that Obama M might have any
    the almight one don't do that
    no boogers on my watch !!!

    I love my Obama M
  7. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

  8. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    LOL, you got a picture of one of the boards crybabies!!! LOL, Great post Eastwood!!!
  9. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Well guys, almost 3 days into it. I feel like a complete failure to my tougher MB Brothers out there. I know the crybabies Moms still syringe their noses and it's hard for them to produce a winning entry. The unthinkable happened today, I sneezed in the shop and lost the big one. I tried told hold it back but it came out like a rocket. Recognizing my loss I immeadiately began patting the ground (like looking for that small spring or washer). Couldn't find it, much to my dismay. Look's like I'll have to wear these gloves a while longer:sweatdrop:
  10. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

    Did you check your mustache?
  11. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    That's the gross part, I heard it hit the ground. It was a crusty one, possible it rolled ya think?

    I feel like I totally let the board down. Check this out... We're free!
  12. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    Just for you, Marty......

    you left this thread outside.


  13. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    Great, just what we needed. Boogers in the combustion chamber.

    Well, since it's here in the land of misfit threads, I had to do a double take the first time I skimmed over the title. Show us your big hairy whaaa????
  14. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    Sorry I don't have any bogger pictures but I do have a good picture of my dads overflowed colostomy bag he threw on the table at the restaurant when the waiter brought him a well done steak instead of a rare one.
  15. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

    I think this is one thread you could lock and no one would care.I think it was a protest?
  16. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    LOL, Thanks Davo.

    You could deep six the thread if you want??? I warnin ya tho, you live in the NE and you know how winters could effect sinuses. Somebodys bound to come up with a doosey! What's a biker board w/o a booger thread? LOL
  17. scokes

    scokes Member

    I am sorry to report my loss, but after reading up on this thread yesterday, I planned to save up for a good booger picture.

    Last night, I was sitting on the couch watching some TV and I pulled a good juicy one out. I told my wife with urgency "Run, get the camera, quick.", but while she was digging throught the entertainment center for the camera, I had an overwhelming urge that I have never seen the likes of and before she could turn around and snap a picture, I popped that thing in my mouth like a sour skittle and went to town...

    Just kidding... or am I?:whistling:
  18. scokes

    scokes Member

    I had to share this with you.

    Here is my baby "Digging fo Gold".....:detective:


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  19. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    LOL, Better change her habits. Looks in 25 yrs. like the cager that almost flattened me today! LOL. Funny pic! No punn intended!
  20. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

    lmao.sour skittle!LOL