The Pope and Nancy Pelosi (& assorted political humor)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by srdavo, Oct 13, 2009.

  1. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
    little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
    joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers,
    but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they
    speak of this day they will rejoice!"

    Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your hand?
    Show me."

    So the Pope slapped her.

  2. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    I snarfed my beer!
  3. sparky

    sparky Active Member

    That was totally unexpected, but I love it. Probly the best joke I've heard in years.
  4. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    How do you get ice cream off the screen without it smearing.

  5. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    Barnyard Politics

    John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

    John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
    When he went to investigate,he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.
  6. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Now, that was a story worth reading.
  7. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    Sort of explains why common sense conservative values fall on deaf ears.
  8. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    just in time for halloween....


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