What Causes Arthritis?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by scokes, Oct 14, 2009.

  1. scokes

    scokes Member

    Heard this today and could not think of a better place to share it...


    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
    And a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
    He opened his newspaper and began reading.
    After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
    'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

    The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living,
    Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
    contempt for your fellow man!
    Sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

    The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be d@mned, '
    Then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
    And apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
    How long have you had arthritis?'

    The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
    I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

  2. give me vtec

    give me vtec Active Member

    bet SS thinks this is cleaver and funny...
  3. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Sh*t! All this time I thought it was a byproduct from poking bears in the a*s.

    Learn something new every day on this forum.

    You mean I could have be having fun and still be this trashed?
    God, life is so unfair.

  4. SimpleSimon

    SimpleSimon Active Member

    Not particularly "cleaver" (sic). Moderately funny.
  5. kerf

    kerf Guest

    I thought it was a howler.
  6. sparky

    sparky Active Member

    Awesome. I'm guessing a Pope Jokes thread will be in order now. They make damm good jokes for some reason.
  7. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

  8. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    you guys picked up a new hobby while I was gone ???

    you guys picked up a new hobby while I was gone ???

    and it sounds like a dangerous one !!!

    I am not going to try this up here on the mountain top !!!

    Man Oh Man -- you guys are going to get somebody killled !!!

    Kids do not try this at home leave the bears alone !!!