why men prefer guns over women

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  1. arkives1

    arkives1 Member

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    :jester: I still prefer my wonderful woman over thing else, including guns, well maybe not including food and beer. Woody

  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    that pretty well darn covers it

    happiness is a warm gun

    come here sweetie I wish to shoot that THING
  3. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

  4. Parah_Salin

    Parah_Salin Member

    so true...
  5. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Let me just tell ya-all, there’s nothing like walking out your front door and hitting icy stairs with your first step. Sliding down five or so steps with a full frame, big bore handgun strapped to you is no fun!

    Glad it was a semi-auto with advanced hammer blocking safety features. Just something to consider on your next handgun purchase. I’d hate to have taken that fall w/ a revolver who’s hammer rests on the pin, that rests very close to the primmer!

    I’m sore today!
  6. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Oh, I forgot the punch line...

    At least the gun won't laugh at you either!
  7. rkbonds

    rkbonds Member

    Also you can usually control when a gun goes off.
  8. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Never thought of that but, your right!!!