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Reach out and down, grab their spandex tights, lift up and back really, really hard. Then smile and ask, "Wanna go pedalling now?"
"Grab...twist...pull." (women's self-defense book)
I've had old out-of-shape people tell me, "Hey, that's cheating! You won't get any exercise riding that!"
To which I say "I'm not exercising, this is transportation!"
"Ohhh"