damn klingons done gone stole the spock! recommend engaging uss enterprise in retaliation, napalm the damn bugs and critter infestations will be a thing of the past...
though the upside down rings could be the issue, in which case, remove! may be a lonely single bug lurking around that is adverse to rings of any kind, dont wanna get hitched too soon, ya know.
aye aye, cap'n birdseye!
this is a highly amusing thread, btw
since when does paint stripper contain ether? dichloromethane, boys. one step away from chloroform... *passes out*