One big difference is likely my height. I'm 6'4. I sniff the clouds a little bit.I just saw your pic you use in your profile as your avatar and it's absolutely scary how much you look like me!!!...Ya poor Bas***d...lol...lol. See my pic below for comparison...Scary...lol.
Ps...I used to have a pair of St. Bernards as well, just like the one in your pic...lol...Just don't tell me your dogs name is Brandy or Brutus...lol.
The Dog is named Arya, so you are safe. She is a Saint Bernard and Great Pyrenees mix "rescue" that was saved from a pretty bad farm environment. They kept her locked up because she would attack the chickens and then underfed her. When we brought her home she weighed 89lbs at about 2 years old. She is currently a healthy, slightly chubby like she should be, 123lbs. Now she spends her days laying around like a couch potato, patrolling her perimeter like a Pyrenees, and refusing to come in from the snow like a Saint. She is completely attached to my girlfriend and her daughter and guards them both with a supreme amount of devotion.
Getting her to come inside from the snow is almost impossible. Luckily she loves chicken slightly more than snow.