Wevil Knievel
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Cutting edge technology allows you to create a self contained hyperberic atmosphere around you and your bike.
I have in my hands the most cool and technically advanced habitat manipulation atmospheric control module. It was stolen from advanced alien tech... ok... I found it on someones curbside clean up. I found the perfect air conditioner for the motorized bicycle it's lightweight carries water itself contained and runs on its own compressed air.
Imagine one of those pump up garden chemical sprayers now scale it down to 1 liter soda bottle size with a 6-in pump rod pump It up, a cool little shoulder strap.
I mounted on my handlebars and I've always got a cool or cooler breeze ahead of me.
it's got a mini garden Mister atomizer sprayer on the tip and has a ball valve quick release tip on it.
if you can find one cheap buy it you won't regret it 7 out of 10 on the oh hell yeah I got to have it scale.
You can load it with ice water and 20 pumps will keep it misting for 15 to 20 minutes the sling is insulatable for longer cooling ability.
Joke alert. ***
And you can carry vodka in it to drink after a successful long-distance trek if you are of legal status and do not plan on riding your bike or operating large Earth moving equipment and not pregnant or diabetic or alcoholic or dependent on others to wipe your butt and make life decisions for you.
Disclaimer* llc ** under no circumstances or conditions do I or this form support suggest mean to infer or surmise that operating a vehicle while inebriated and otherwise polluted is not fun, but it can quickly and abruptly end in a horrific fiery cataclysmic regrettable life shattering end... Where you end up fully functional mentally but can't even blink your eyes to signify yes or no, paralyzed from your eyelashes back... your life will suck don't do it!.
I know what you degenerate's think the name is... GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!
I have in my hands the most cool and technically advanced habitat manipulation atmospheric control module. It was stolen from advanced alien tech... ok... I found it on someones curbside clean up. I found the perfect air conditioner for the motorized bicycle it's lightweight carries water itself contained and runs on its own compressed air.
Imagine one of those pump up garden chemical sprayers now scale it down to 1 liter soda bottle size with a 6-in pump rod pump It up, a cool little shoulder strap.
I mounted on my handlebars and I've always got a cool or cooler breeze ahead of me.
it's got a mini garden Mister atomizer sprayer on the tip and has a ball valve quick release tip on it.
if you can find one cheap buy it you won't regret it 7 out of 10 on the oh hell yeah I got to have it scale.
You can load it with ice water and 20 pumps will keep it misting for 15 to 20 minutes the sling is insulatable for longer cooling ability.
Joke alert. ***
And you can carry vodka in it to drink after a successful long-distance trek if you are of legal status and do not plan on riding your bike or operating large Earth moving equipment and not pregnant or diabetic or alcoholic or dependent on others to wipe your butt and make life decisions for you.
Disclaimer* llc ** under no circumstances or conditions do I or this form support suggest mean to infer or surmise that operating a vehicle while inebriated and otherwise polluted is not fun, but it can quickly and abruptly end in a horrific fiery cataclysmic regrettable life shattering end... Where you end up fully functional mentally but can't even blink your eyes to signify yes or no, paralyzed from your eyelashes back... your life will suck don't do it!.
I know what you degenerate's think the name is... GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!