Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by george_n_texas, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

    No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously

    No one feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish

    Not Brainwashed? Are You Sure?

    Procrastinate Now

    Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!

    REHAB Is for Quitters

    Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

    Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it

    Forget About Artificial Intelligence Let's Fix Natural Stupidity

    I drank what? -Socrates

    I intend to live forever So far, so good.

    I will finish what I sta

    I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac that lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!

    What's another word for Thesaurus?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

    Who Gives a **** About Apathy?

    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

    Why are they called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Will Rogers never met a lawyer
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  2. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Called in sick today. Voices in head said, "stay home and clean guns"!

    Seen it on a car in Buffalo NY... Was crackin up!
  3. So many denominations out there I kinda cracked when I saw this one:

    "Generic Christian"
  4. Tinker1980

    Tinker1980 Guest

    I think the correct answer is "Ontology".

    Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

  5. robin bird

    robin bird Member

    here's one BE ALERT ! _THE WORLD NEEDS LERTS !
  6. Dymaxion

    Dymaxion New Member

    Just saw this one on a Honda Element:
    "it's a toaster thing..."
    made me laugh because those things really look like a toaster to me.

    Then on a jeep there was this one upside down:
    "if you can read this, please flip me over"

    and my all time favorite is two bumperstickers on the same bumper, the first reads:
    "God is dead." ~Nietzsche

    then came the second sticker:
    "Nietzsche is dead." ~God