Dog-gone scooter
Hey Augi, you forgot to ask
"Where can I get one the cheapest"
'Will it fit MY scooter (which was made in Junior High metal shop, and no-one has ever seen it)?"
and then when you get it
"who has instructions"
and when you get them
"the language is all messed up like it was from chinese".
"why didn't you tell me I had to feed it something special?"
Then,
"is anyone else having this problem"
"the controls are cheap"
"I can't make it stop"
"It makes too much noise"
"how can I get more power out of it?"
"how can I get more speed out of it?"
"whaddya mean I got to feed it EVERY time I go out?"
"it gets loose, any help?"
"I think I fed it the wrong stuff cause now it stinks"
"now it just lays there and I can't get it started"
"I heard a funny noise and now my hand hurts, I think it bit me"
"where can I get parts cheap, because it wont work anymore".
"why won't this thing run I'm getting P@$$@&"
"I wanna send this thing back for a free replacement, I don't like this one. Do you have one that is shiny black?"
"anyone wanna buy it cheap?"
HMMMM did I miss anything
Mike