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gone_fishin

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hi...canine-propulsion newbie here...what's the best dog and who do i get it from?

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

sorry, couldn't resist...thanks for a cool link :cool:
 
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just for kicks

Guest
Looks good but it needs accessories like a water bottle holder and doggie DOODEE scoop holder.:LOL:
 
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MotorbikeMike

Guest
Dog-gone scooter

Hey Augi, you forgot to ask

"Where can I get one the cheapest"

'Will it fit MY scooter (which was made in Junior High metal shop, and no-one has ever seen it)?"

and then when you get it
"who has instructions"

and when you get them
"the language is all messed up like it was from chinese".

"why didn't you tell me I had to feed it something special?"

Then,

"is anyone else having this problem"

"the controls are cheap"

"I can't make it stop"

"It makes too much noise"

"how can I get more power out of it?"

"how can I get more speed out of it?"

"whaddya mean I got to feed it EVERY time I go out?"

"it gets loose, any help?"

"I think I fed it the wrong stuff cause now it stinks"

"now it just lays there and I can't get it started"

"I heard a funny noise and now my hand hurts, I think it bit me"

"where can I get parts cheap, because it wont work anymore".

"why won't this thing run I'm getting P@$$@&"

"I wanna send this thing back for a free replacement, I don't like this one. Do you have one that is shiny black?"

"anyone wanna buy it cheap?"

HMMMM did I miss anything


Mike
 
G

gone_fishin

Guest
you made me guffaw out loud, man...thanks for the relief :)
 
C

custom_tecumseh

Guest
I hope everyone reads this thread. One post in particular, hahah.
 

srdavo

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wheels are turning, here....I'm thinking.....uh....weinerdawg!!!!:LOL:
 
J

just for kicks

Guest
I wonder if I could fit two greyhound dogs in one to make it really fast.




I guess for me a donkey might be about the right speed.:LOL:
 
M

MotorbikeMike

Guest
Wienerdawg

Hi Bill, well I'm gonna tell you now from experiance.

IF you do not have something that little saurkraut-eatin gluttonous sausage-hound wants, it is unlikely to give you the populsion of one of those half-crazed pure-bred minature poodles.

Those little ohhh-la-la "frog-dogs" will run the legs off of a Viernersnchnitzel Hund.

And if your plan was miles per pound of Purina Dog Chow, better forget the Kaisers little belly-dragger.

that lil pig will be eatin, not runnin!

Mike
 
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