I remember you said that you hide bicycle parts in trees around Denver CO.Anything not that critical go to a car lube place with jagger they well give you a shot I did something stupid like buy a big can of it and in the last 2 or 3 years used just a pinch of it once, just more garbage lying around can't throw it away has some value might need another pinch of it next year.
Maybe you should hide your big can of grease in a tree too.