How many old farts here still ride a motorized bike!?

I am older than most of the guys I work with, but my farts are fresh. Don't hold in your farts. Not only can they turn old, but they can also creep up your spinal cord and into your head, giving you crappy ideas. Girls hold their farts, ya know... science!
Girls don't hold their farts. They just concentrate them into the deadliest damn thing to ever escape a human body.
 
It's all the endless stooping down we have to do for a world built around short ass people.
I have the opposite problem, in the supermarkets, the stock people many times do not have the stock on the shelves pulled out far enough for me to reach them since these shelves are never filled up anymore...lol.
 
I have the opposite problem, in the supermarkets, the stock people many times do not have the stock on the shelves pulled out far enough for me to reach them since these shelves are never filled up anymore...lol.
Yeah, that's one of the few perks of sniffing the clouds. Primo top shelf overstock access. 😎
 
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