Douchebaggery? Here, among like-minded folks? NEVER! heehee... One thing I have found is the little $9 kit from Amazon that uses the stamped steel attachment point, with two holes for the caliper mount and the offset drop out that attaches it to the wheel, actually works, but with one simple modification: Use two of them, sandwiched together. You'll have to order two kits if you want to do both front and rear, but the doubled up bracket reduces the chances of it folding up under serious braking, which has been the one complaint against this kit.
Also, I'm going to try using a rear mag wheel, since it has a brake rotor attachment point on one side, and a threaded side for a freewheel on the other, and then use a threaded spacer that comes with these mags so I can run dual front disc brakes. Should help my stopping issues, as soon as I figure out how to rig up two cables into one brake lever...