Im f*** someone stoled my bike

[CrazyDan]

Inspector, nice bike. Better take those fenders off or we're gonna be hearing from you in a hospital bed.

He actually listened to this advice!!!!! Inspector is a lot smarter than he seems, just not mechanically. He is learning though.
@inspectorcritic Wrap those Wind Fresh buckets with leather from a discarded couch. Would look sick with tassels, just have extra leather on the sides and cut the parts that dangle every 1/4 inch.