Latest photo of Tiger

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KilroyCD, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD Active Member

    Now everything is clear...

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  2. SimpleSimon

    SimpleSimon Active Member


    Funny, but pathetic.
  3. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    fake picture
    we all know that his teeth are much whiter than that
  4. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Show what happens when you land a girl that could be trained... Careful what you wish for Boy's!
  5. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

    Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

    Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the Caddy.
  6. srdavo

    srdavo Active Member

    good ones!!

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  7. KilroyCD

    KilroyCD Active Member

    It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

    Again, before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b!tches would keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

    Johnny: "Tiger Woods. Can I go now?"
  8. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    That was great!
  9. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    Tiger was still awarded best athlete for the decade

    hey who am I to say -- looking at my sinful past ??

  10. SimpleSimon

    SimpleSimon Active Member

    His personal marital infidelity is not at issue in his athletic prowess. It reflects badly on his character, but says nothing about athleticism (well, the ladies might have something to say, there).
  11. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    so true SS

    so true SS
    it is amazing how long THINGS such as these stay in the news
    yes the guy made some mistakes -- to say the least
    there should be a point where he and his family are left alone
    recovery or repentance to be worked on in private would be best
    and as you say -- does not truly have much to do with golf