Lets' Get The New Year Started

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kerf, Jan 10, 2010.

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  1. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Ok gentlemen, start your engines. We got a whole year ahead of us, so lets get started and pick our poisons. What's it gonna be:

    1. Pick up the communist health care debate.

    2. The environmentalist destruction of the Constitution.

    3. Massachusetts Senate race.

    4. Unemployment and the economy.

    5. Effects of the recession on wh0ring in the lower 48.

    6. Potential number of Tiger Woods b a s t a r d babies to jump out of the woodwork.

    7. My favorite, Sexual encounters on a MB.

    Lets get to rock'n & roll'n already.

  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    none -- married -- sign of getting older

    none -- married now -- sign of getting older

    back when I was young
    couldn't ride that Harley more that 25 to 50 miles
    before pulling over with the little girlfriend
    and checking her little THING out --------------------- up close

    some long weekends back then -- with very little sleep

    I have learned to enjoy sleep much more in my getting older days
    that's a good excuse --

  3. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    7 is a wierd one. I've heard of picking up shallow chicks with a fancy car like a Porsche or Ferrari but a "sexual encounter" on a MB? What kind of woman do you think would fall for someone on a motorized bicycle? My guess is the "crunchy" type - you know, the new eco-weenie hipsters. So if you're into hairy women........
  4. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    don't give me that hairy arm pit THING of a girl

    don't give me that hairy arm pit THING of a girl

    I must be getting older than I thought
    if I thought that the THING was "crunchy" I would not get down to "munchie"

    chew that THING
  5. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    man oh man
    here I am in the CC zone caught with my pants down
    and I can not change a THING -- no edit button
    that's what I get for drinking a pot of coffee before 5am
    as we ride those things
  6. arceeguy

    arceeguy Active Member

    I dunno MM, it was funny enough for me to quote you in this post! :jester:
    Coffee is essential to life!

  7. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Caffeine buzz + old fool (me too) + keyboard = OH DAM

    Been down that road more times than I care to remember.
  8. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Kerf, #7 rang a bell from long ago. Rode with a bike club and there were some strange doings as you can imagine.

    We were going up to a resort area to party for the weekend and as we were cruising along at about 75mph I looked over at the guy who pulled up beside me and and his girl friend was lying on the tank with her head on the handlebars, legs over his shoulders and her shorts were streaming in the wind from one ankle.

    Might just work on a motor bike.

  9. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Dam fasteddy, looks like I need to correct that post to read "nasty old fool(s)".
  10. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Heck Kerf, that was better than 45 years ago. I couldn't even keep a MB upright without a sidecar.

    Wish you had been there to see it though.

  11. SimpleSimon

    SimpleSimon Active Member

    #7 makes perfect sense to me. Never met a gal in my life who didn't enjoy getting a-straddle some power, vibration, and heat. Why do you think adolescent girls love horses so much? FastEddy, your story reminds me of going :"trail-riding" on my horse with the neighbor girl years ago.
  12. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    woooo those are some memories there SS

    yes I can still see it very plainly even though it has been 43 years ago now
    my girlfriend used to sit on her horse's rear end
    just behind the saddle
    holding onto the saddle
    with her horse tired to someTHING
    and that horse would bounce her up and down and up and down
    very high
    for 5 minutes maybe
    man oh man watching that did get me a little excited
    looked to be some heavy forplay for her also

    she liked that big thing of a horse
  13. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    Fasteddy..I just read the words-Girls with hairy armpits...you have been telling these guys about the ladies at the senior center down the street from me while Ive been gone..haven't you
  14. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Christ Tedd, it's been all over the town that you haven't been around because the girls down at the college were holding you hostage and using you as a sex toy.

    I offered to go look for you and some of the younger guys said they'd go because they were better in case you needed help.

  15. kerf

    kerf Guest

    Ted, who found you laying in the street and called help? Did anyone fill you in on the details, put it out here.

    I've been found laying in the street on occasion and much like you had little memory of what transpired, though for very different reasons I guess.
  16. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    look you have BOTH been warned twice before already

    look you have BOTH been warned twice before already

    leave those nice getting older Ladies alone you two

    leave those sweet THINGS alone
  17. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Kerf I was found laying once and she put me out on the street.

  18. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    MM, we tried and tried but when your irresistable as we are they just can't leave us alone.
    We are irresistable mainly because we don't fall asleep in the middle of doing that THING.

  19. Turtle Tedd

    Turtle Tedd Member

    Fasteddy..those young girls wore me out real fast...probably the reason I crashed my motorebike...Mona came down to see me at the hospital and says hello
  20. fasteddy

    fasteddy Member

    Is that THE mona. The one that was howling at the moon when we were on the balconey? Remember the guy above us throwing his shoes at us because he thought it a was two cats doing thier THING.

    Hope the motor bike is OK.