Ahhh, here we have a problem because as much as i like nature, i like to keep it at arms; preferring to stay in 5 star hotels/motels. I'm also fond of ladies being dressed like ladies and to smell deliciously nice and having a stable surface to walk on that befits a set of outrageously expensive Louis Vuitton shoes (because i forgot her birthday assembling a bicycle engine), not to mention other things (that i can't mention here) being graced with pristine presentation.
This would be a tall order when water is scarce and access to full laundry facilities are non existent and a finely polished terrazzo floor is no where in sight.