motorized bike and outdoor adventure P0RN

I kinda doubt you wanna see any porn I shoot of myself. I am 49yrs old and not hung very well. I may not be sexy enough for you, maybe ? :) but round trip that is a 2,200 ft elevation change from where I put my kayak in at to where I take out from then back to the beginning. using just a kayak and a motorized bike. and its scenic jeesh. next one I will hang my dick out for you
 
I kinda doubt you wanna see any porn I shoot of myself. I am 49yrs old and not hung very well. I may not be sexy enough for you, maybe ? :) but round trip that is a 2,200 ft elevation change from where I put my kayak in at to where I take out from then back to the beginning. using just a kayak and a motorized bike. and its scenic jeesh. next one I will hang my dick out for you

Hahaha no leave it in your pants please, I was just joking :p
 
The boat kind of looked like a penis, and there was that one scene with the rocks that can be imagined as something else with enough drugs. Props for blowing a stop sign (not really) and then using a dirt trail for what it's used for, off-road fun.

Where the eff did you store that kayak while you were riding, those don't fit in backpacks so easily.
 
I kinda doubt you wanna see any porn I shoot of myself. I am 49yrs old and not hung very well. I may not be sexy enough for you, maybe ? :) but round trip that is a 2,200 ft elevation change from where I put my kayak in at to where I take out from then back to the beginning. using just a kayak and a motorized bike. and its scenic jeesh. next one I will hang my dick out for you
That was cool enough. Please don't succumb to any possibly misconstrued implications. Well maybe a bikini or a French maid's outfit, but you gota keep it in the kayak.:eek:
 
The boat kind of looked like a penis, and there was that one scene with the rocks that can be imagined as something else with enough drugs. Props for blowing a stop sign (not really) and then using a dirt trail for what it's used for, off-road fun.

Where the eff did you store that kayak while you were riding, those don't fit in backpacks so easily.
He said it was porn. Where do you think he was storing it? Probably a inflatable.
 
hahahaha I drop the boat upstream first. thanks for watching. I climbed that mountain with my new bike and a 56 tooth sprocket no problem at all this weekend. I shot some video as well on the trip . the bike shuttle went very well this past weekend but I did get my ass handed to me on the river at one spot. I swam and lost my paddle while all alone... quite the s**t show till a few Russians just happened to be behind me ( thankfully or I would have been spending the night along the river ) one Russian had a take down paddle inside his kayak and I paddled out with them . ill post it once I do some editing. It has some great scenic views of the countryside where I was riding.
 
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