New Song Titles

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by, Mar 23, 2009.

  1. This really made me laugh so I had to send it.

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
    accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:

    Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

    Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees -- -
    How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba--- Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    And Last but NOT least

    Willie Nelson --- On The Comode Again

  2. bikebum1975

    bikebum1975 Member

    That's funny good one