Over revved 2 stroke engine

Pick up bike and throw it a few times. Then check the clutch cover on the left side for a jammed chain. Pick up bike thorw a few more times if that is not it. Drink 2 beers, tap foot and stare at it with and evil evil eye. Crack third beer and threaten bike. Check down the plug hole see if it moves any. No, drink teo more beers, take of the head and spray some blaster in there. Drink 2 more beers, tap with a wooden dowel. No, drink a few more beers and beat it out. Spraying blaster between beers and beating.
Oops! Drank one too many brews before getting out BFH!
 
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