Sgt. Howard
Active Member
As stated- waystops are being arranged, accommodations to be listed, local law enforcement being advised. In THIS county, the silly thing is a BICYCLE as long as it is LESS than 50cc- BUT you WILL wear a DOT MOTORCYCLE HELMET because of the way the law is written. Trying to figure an appropriate prize... right now I can't come up with much more than bragging rights but I think I can figure something out. Looking at a pleasant 15 mile run, possibly more, with plenty of local produce and beverage to sample and lots of old-fashioned small-town fanfare. Get your picture on the front page of the local paper!
In honor of the occasion- to the tune of "The Bowery"
One day I went to the town of Malott- to see these infernal contraptions they got
Weed whacker motors they bolt to a bike- pedal and throttle as fast as you like
They mount up these kinetic pieces of art- the green flag then drops and the rally does start
The winner's the last one to fall apart! I can't believe half that I saw
(chorus)
In the Okanogan County- the place is so strange that they gave it that name
In the Okanogan County- I can't believe half that I saw
In honor of the occasion- to the tune of "The Bowery"
One day I went to the town of Malott- to see these infernal contraptions they got
Weed whacker motors they bolt to a bike- pedal and throttle as fast as you like
They mount up these kinetic pieces of art- the green flag then drops and the rally does start
The winner's the last one to fall apart! I can't believe half that I saw
(chorus)
In the Okanogan County- the place is so strange that they gave it that name
In the Okanogan County- I can't believe half that I saw