Quch, Got Hit by Lightening Last Night!

inspectorcritic

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I was camping in the Black Forest last night and a violent thunderstorm rolled in.
Earlier that day I just installed decal on my tank with wings on it.
Prior before I pounded a Jesus nail in the tree to hold my bike up to work on it.
Well, I was there on the cell phone then the cell phone lite up no the display but my entire phone including my hand, thousands of pages rolled on my phone.
Then bright blinding orange flash I could see through the tent the tree next to it turned orange.
My balls began to fry not my ass or anything else just my testicals I could feel a large current going back and forth from testicals male to female. Then my left foot chiefly the toes grounded me out.
Had an Unger stick that was resting on my hand light up bright orange.
It knock me off my chair. The bolt went through me out the left leg of the chair burning a hole through the fabric.
I went dead not by the thunder but inverted air pressure

The pain lasted for about 15 minutes, then felt fine Finnish my boot of peppermint snaps no pychology effects.

Notice the bolt ran all the way down the tree striping bark to the iron nail.
sh*t I convince myself I would be safe from lightening because the tree been there for a hundred years with no signs on it, but I altered it by pounding a Jesus nail into it as a ground should of thought of it.
Wings and a act of God, is there a meaning in the Bible of wings?
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inspectorcritic

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No it is not!
First it melted the guts out of my lock can't pick it either.
Glad I did not lock it to the frame would have been screwed. On my way to Home Depot to borrow their Sazal.
Also, pop a mirror off broke $33.00 barely a week old.

Next from disk brake cable disenegrated 1 foot left of it.
Next a coincidence my shock spring was blown out by the electrical shock and this is Co Springs!
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Wrench

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Dude, Clean up your 🏕 campsite. It looks like a homeless persons lives there.
The ground looks like a tweakers bedroom carpet. I see your empty 40oz in the bushes and plastic bottles laying around.
Whats with the :( frowning face painted on your tent?
 

darwin

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Glad your ok, that was a dangerous strike. Get those forks fixed before you ride or we're gonna be hearing from you in the hospitale.
 

MotorBike - Wayne

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Yikes !!! glad you're OK....
I remember as a kid our parents told if we ever got caught in lighting storm to hide under a tree o_O
I'm thinking MAYBE ?. they were trying to kill us off one by one. :unsure:..................lol
 

Don_Parsons

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Your tire tubes should be ok if they were not in contact with the ground,,, bike tires don't have steel wires like some truck tires...

Tubless tires end up with the tiniest little pin holes as they slowly melt from the inside out...

Spin your wheels to,,, sometimes the bearing go to...

Arc across is bad...

You are 1 lucky dude...

Glad you come out of that situation ok 👍

Don
 

inspectorcritic

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WOW! Is your bike okay?
Yikes !!! glad you're OK....
I remember as a kid our parents told if we ever got caught in lighting storm to hide under a tree o_O
I'm thinking MAYBE ?. they were trying to kill us off one by one. :unsure:..................lol
Ya, I think your right, I had the same kind, mommy zoo guess it would say go talk to the knife man.
Usually, you get warned by lightening your hair stands up from static electricity.
This one gave me no warning at all it enter the tent I can see about 2 dozen burn holes about 1/2" long and 1/8" wide it came in like a sci fiction horror movie into the vessel Monster Energy! About 4' in it saw me then turned grab me like an octopus wrap around me tried to choke the sh*t out of me.
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