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The Golden Screw

srdavo

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Messages
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Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place
was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was
nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it.

All the years of growing up was real tough on him because all who saw
the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.

One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a Swami in
Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next
day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal .

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant
monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day, when he awoke, the screw would have been removed.

The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night
while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its
mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screwdriver removed the
screw and disappeared out the window.

The next morning when the boy awoke, he saw the golden screw lying on
the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no
screw there!

Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off.

The moral of this story is:
Don't screw around with things you don't understand -- you could lose
your ass!

--
 


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Chopper

Guest
Dam! :(

I thought someone had finally figured out what that screw on the side of the carb was for...... ;)
 
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Guest

Guest
I somehow missed that the first time around....I wish more people would read and understand that. Good one Dave!
 

srdavo

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Messages
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Bikeguy Joe said:
I somehow missed that the first time around....I wish more people would read and understand that. Good one Dave!
ha ha ha...to think I only posted to get a rise outta you.....lmao :LOL:
 
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Guest

Guest
O.K., I've edited this post because of further corospondence with JS. He said he was a little upset because his bike 'slpoded or something, but he's gonna rebuild it and we may see him here again. Jeff- if you are reading this- come on back dude! We like to razz you, but we really are a helpful bunch! :D

Now, POUND SALT AUGI! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

I wish I could, but I'll have to pound the pavement instead. :D
 
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gone_fishin

Guest
that's cool...i pound salt daily...when i ride the beach!!!! good advice, there, js, thanks :LOL: :LOL:
 
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sideshowsideswipe

Guest
Thanks, I spat on my keyboard after I read that...
 
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