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Large Filipino
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I was checking out my local craigslist and found this:
http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/513087328.html
I thought,"Wow. 350 bucks. Look at all the goodies."
Then I saw Littleton. Is this your bike,Dwane?
Anyway,there I was at the Walmart and close to the registers my jaw dropped. I just froze there. My wife asked me what's up and I just gestured her to keep shopping.
There it was. Eight old school Schwinn Stingrays with the bannana seat,the 12 inch front tire and just BEAUTIFUL.Two black,two yellow,two green,two red. Then I looked at the price tag.
60 bucks.
So as I was just checking them all out like a school kid,measuring the frame...yep. It will go...everyone just giving me this "Look" as they walked by. My wife came back staring at me and said "John. It's a kid's bike. I KNOW what you're thinking."
But I was like "But it's so beautiful. And LOOK AT THE PRICE!"
Overall I got my wife's approval,man. She's so cool that way. Basically maybe my son or daughter can go riding with me some day.
I got payed today but my check won't clear till tomorrow. I hope it's still there. At this point,I don't care what color it is.
So am I too fat for that bike?
Here's the craigslist pic cause at that price it's gonna be gone by year's end.
http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/513087328.html
I thought,"Wow. 350 bucks. Look at all the goodies."
Then I saw Littleton. Is this your bike,Dwane?
Anyway,there I was at the Walmart and close to the registers my jaw dropped. I just froze there. My wife asked me what's up and I just gestured her to keep shopping.
There it was. Eight old school Schwinn Stingrays with the bannana seat,the 12 inch front tire and just BEAUTIFUL.Two black,two yellow,two green,two red. Then I looked at the price tag.
60 bucks.
So as I was just checking them all out like a school kid,measuring the frame...yep. It will go...everyone just giving me this "Look" as they walked by. My wife came back staring at me and said "John. It's a kid's bike. I KNOW what you're thinking."
But I was like "But it's so beautiful. And LOOK AT THE PRICE!"
Overall I got my wife's approval,man. She's so cool that way. Basically maybe my son or daughter can go riding with me some day.
I got payed today but my check won't clear till tomorrow. I hope it's still there. At this point,I don't care what color it is.
So am I too fat for that bike?
Here's the craigslist pic cause at that price it's gonna be gone by year's end.