Frankenstein
Deceased - Frankenstein 1991 - 2018
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I was going to suggest replacing the motor with the good ol' baseball card in the wheel routine.And dont forget to use crack filler on those unsightly gaps between the fins.
No more stinky oily motors that burn your skin, the baseball card gives the same motor sound effect with all the benefits of not having to deal with the difficult to use happy time engines!
Add more cards for an even bigger motor sound effect! An upgrade from 49cc to 66 has never been so easy. But wait, there's more! If you send in your used motor before the end of this post I'll double the offer and send you 12 baseball cards instead of 6! All for the low, low price of $19.95 (plus s+h)
You won't find a better gasoline free engine optimization and modular sound upgrade deal like this ANYWHERE on the internet. So hurry up and reply to this message now!