Reminds me of the story about Bill Clinton. Rumored to be a hungry womanizer, I don't know if it was true, but the story goes that Hillary was complaining to Janet Reno about Bill always wanting "action" every single night.
Janet said she could understand: "Sometimes a woman just needs some sleep! You know, when that happens to me, I just let out a big fart. It usually stops the call for duty."
Hillary thought that was a great idea. Later that night as Bill came to bed, rubbing her back, carousing for action, Hillary let out a big stinker! "Janet, is that you?" Bill said...