why men prefer guns over women

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by arkives1, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. arkives1

    arkives1 Member

    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old .44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

    :jester: I still prefer my wonderful woman over thing else, including guns, well maybe not including food and beer. Woody
     

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  2. Mountainman

    Mountainman Active Member

    that pretty well darn covers it

    happiness is a warm gun

    come here sweetie I wish to shoot that THING
     
  3. eastwoodo4

    eastwoodo4 Member

  4. Parah_Salin

    Parah_Salin Member

    so true...
     
  5. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Let me just tell ya-all, there’s nothing like walking out your front door and hitting icy stairs with your first step. Sliding down five or so steps with a full frame, big bore handgun strapped to you is no fun!

    Glad it was a semi-auto with advanced hammer blocking safety features. Just something to consider on your next handgun purchase. I’d hate to have taken that fall w/ a revolver who’s hammer rests on the pin, that rests very close to the primmer!

    I’m sore today!
     
  6. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Oh, I forgot the punch line...

    At least the gun won't laugh at you either!
     
  7. rkbonds

    rkbonds Member

    Also you can usually control when a gun goes off.
     
  8. machiasmort

    machiasmort Active Member

    Never thought of that but, your right!!!
     
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