@ Richard_H
Yes, it sounds a bit like a line out of "Get Smart" where Max is trying to convince Siegfried that he's surrounded by the 7th Fleet.
i.e. a totally fictional dramatisation; any characters and content contained within are not in any way related to real life events or persons.
2smoker - My kit has been very reliable. I have put 4,000miles on it and it has not had one problem.
Siegfried - (in a delightfully villainous German accent) Mr 2smoker i find that hard to believe,
2smoker - Would you believe 2,000 miles and only a drive roller replacement.
Siegfried - Mr 2smoker i find that very hard to believe.
2smoker - Would you believe 5 drive rollers, 3 sets of tyres and a valve stem cap.
Siegfried - throw him overboard, the sharks haven't been fed since our last friction drive advocate.
Starker to Siegfried - It seems like the sharks are hungry, but what are we going to do without 2smoker's razor sharp product advise.
Siegfried - I don't know. Look on the bright side, the sharks seem to be happy.