You obviously have a different internet and a different ebay than I have.
Seriously... That's your response?!?
Take a little time, do your research and you'll find good deals...
(Especially on lead acid batteries on ebay)
Just don't give up so easily. I know it was "easy" for you with the gas bikes, but honestly, it will be MUCH easier (and legal) if you go with the electric kits for those with DUI's and/or lost licenses here in Florida.
IF you can't find the deals I speak of, then I'll sell you kits (sans batteries) for $225, so you don't have to do the "hard part".