Lets start with your next door neighbour. Firstly i would question his nationality, just like America is questioning Obama's nationality. He might say that he's a German but he could be a very convincing impostor; being fluent in German character duplication of Stalag 13 in Hogans Heroes.
Please ask to see his birth certificate and if he's cagey he won't be able to provide it from a perfectly organised set of chronologically structured paperwork files; set in colour coded manila folders.
I have worked for a German company, stacked with Germans from top to bottom. I can tell you that a
"real German" and by real, i mean a German who typically has "no sense of humour and can't smile and doesn't understand the concept of laughter; being grim faced all the time,,,yes,,, a real German "does not" give advise unless he/she has thoroughly researched the subject in question.
I would put money on the fact that your German neighbour is a very convincing impostor, because a
"real German" does not give up when problems seem insurmountable; they just keep chipping away till
"the correct solution" is found.
You are completely right in saying that this hobby isn't for those built with weak constitutions and ideally apropos to someone with the grit and determination and unrelentingly persistent constitution of the Teutonic character.
Did i say that i've worked for a German company
because i know a German when i see one and i can smell an impostor when i see one, especially an impostor that gives advise to run a 2-stroke engine without lubricating oil.