You guys do realize, I actually have a pig right. A real life oink oink, only they actually go urnt urnt. He sleeps on the bed, don't make me teach him how to fly. I know he could do it. I pretend like he is a dog when I introduce him to people. I call him my shed-less hound. Tell people the breeder told me he was an extra special breed of dog, can sniff better than a blood hound and smell up to 25 meters under ground. Not that I do much hunting underground. His hearing is so acute he can hear a train whistle from over 10 miles away. I've had people say , " Uh, that's a pig." and I'm just like, " No, No, No. Its a special breed of dog, he just looks kind of close to a pig because of his big nose." lmao, oh man some people think I'm really that stupid.